You’re one of those lucky bastards who are still alive because shooting someone is illegal.
Semis namin kanina sa English. Yung test? Ayos lang. Di nga ako masyadong nag-aral kasi gets ko na yun (ako na ang mayabang -_-) So anyway, favorite ko ang English subject pero ang ayaw ko lang talaga ay yung professor namin dun. Isa sya sa mga taong gusto mo na lang ihagis sa swiping machine. Srsly.
So anyway, kadadating pa lang nya, nagmumura na sya (not in the vulgar way na dirty words na ang sinasabi nya). Pinapagalitan nya kami dahil daw bakit kami nagpasa ng questionnaire kahapon kahit sabi nyang hindi. Sinasabi nyang hindi kami marunong magfollow ng directions and that would make us a failure in our course. Ang sarap sabihin lang na, “Excuse me Maam, but I think you got the wrong room and obviously, the wrong class for we clearly followed your instructions and did not pass any questionnaires yesterday. Now do us a favor and shut your f*ckin’ mouth.” As in! Aba’t murahin kami sa bagay na hindi namin ginawa. Ayaw na naming humirit ng kung ano kasi dati nung ginawa namin yun, isang mahabang sermon ang inabot namin.
And anyway, madami pa syang pagmumurang ginawa bago magpasa ng exam paper. Nasa unahan ako kaya supposedly, ako ang kukuha nung sa row namin. Nung nasa katabi ko na yung kukuha ng papel, naghanda na akong tumayo. Ito namang si katabi, aba’t hindi tumayo at pinapaabot na lang dun sa malapit kay Maam. Nung nakuha na nya, sabi ni Maam sa akin, ” You! Get these papers! Ang tamad mo rin no?! Since tamad ka, bakit di ka na lang umalis at wag nang kumuha ng exam dahil ang tamad mong kumuha ng papel.” I was like, WHAT THE FUCKKK?? Hindi ko kasalanan tapos ako ang minura. Tengene naman oh! That is one of the times that I wish I have telekinesis to lift her off her chair and and let her fall.. HEADFIRST! But I thought better of it, kahit ayokong ginaganun ako, ayoko namang masingko kay maam. She’s still the teacher after all. Pasalamat sya at takot ako sa magulang ko at ayaw ko silang madisppoint -_-
Gustong gusto kong sumigaw ng, “Excuse me but you don’t have a fuckin’ right to tell me off about something I never did. And by the way, I may seem like an ordinary and insignificant person but the last time I checked, my name is not YOU and next time, I will never stand up by that word again. And oh, did I mention that I hate you? And probably, everyone in this room also does? You’re lucky because shooting someone is illegal, else, you’ll be dead right now.” Di ako exxage. Yan talaga ang nasa isip ko. Paulit ulit yang natakbo sa isip ko buong araw kaya nasaulo ko na. Gustong gusto kong sabihin -_-
And anyway, instead of doing what I want to do, I just stood up with full poise and took my time to walk to her, never losing poise as I do so, chin up, proud and never embarrassed at what she said. Then I took the paper out of her hands, walked to my seat and sat gracefully. The poker face in my face never left. since I can’t shout at her, I just showed her that I can be unaffected by her words.
During the examination, I reversed what I acted and instead, acted like a boy in the sense na yung upo ko, nakaslide sa chair tapos uncaring expression lang. Tapos pag nadaan sya, uupo ako ng katulad ng mga upo ng lalaki sa jeep (yung nakuha na lahat ng space. haha). Trip ko lang. Pangatlo akong nagpasa ng papel. MAdali lang naman yung test. Tapos ko naman na yun, ayoko lang unang magpasa kasi ookrayin na naman ako. MAsabihan pa akong tamad for the second time, baka pag ganun di na ako makapagpigil. Nung nagpasa ako, nagpakapoise din uli ako and I acted bored. Wala lang, pang-asar. Ang yabang kasi nya. All the while iniiemphasize nyang sya ang gumawa ng test na yun at madali lang.
Nung umakyat kami sa third floor, inis na inis na talaga ako. As in sinusuntok ko na yung pader (di naman malakas, di ako masokista. haha) Natatawa na lang sa akin si Ecy pero inis din sya kay maam. Kaya ayun, sinalpakan na lang nya ang tenga ko ng earphones tapos pinlay ang Face Down ng RJA ng full volume. Para mavent out yung anger ko, kanta na lang ako ng malakas. Effective naman kaso inis pa rin talaga ako kay maam -_-
All the while, besides from cursing her, I just wish it’s already April.
